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THE TERROR OF THE INVISIBLE MAN

By | February 2002

TROMADANCE REVIEW! A comedy about a character that you can’t see…

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THE TERROR OF THE INVISIBLE MAN

It's a good idea - a comedy piece about a character that you can't see, so you can stage an entire violent, bloody hit and run scene with only the aid of...

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THE TRUTH ABOUT BEEF JERKY

I love beef jerky, but even more than that, I love films about the mass murder of hippies. They really pump my nads. Lured into the woods by a fake ad...

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A BOY AND HIS FETUS

It's pretty clear here that someone's been watching Shinya Tsukamoto films ("Tetsuo" to be exact) as it shows through in the sped up film, choppy edits and...

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E=MC3

Forget Doc Brown's crappy time machine, a wheelchair bound genius (inspired by Stephen Hawking) has figured out that E actually equals mc3 instead of mc2. ...

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FLY ME TO THE MOON

I see this title and images of me doing drunken karaoke as well as images of me sitting naked in front of my television watching "Neon Genesis Evangelion"...

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OFF

It's a sensory depravation pervert's wet dream come true. Here's a film where a bondage pervert/killer goes up against a pretty tough deaf girl. We open...

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MIDGET NUN

Listen, I need to make this known right now. If you make any kind of moving picture called "Midget Nun" - THEN THERE BETTER BE AT LEAST ONE FUCKING MIDGET...

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ZEBADIAH THE ANTHROPOPHAGUS

All's I can say is that I want the nine minutes of life back that I wasted watching this piece of shit! I woulda rather have licked my grandmother's...

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GOING FOR THE OLD

You would think that a short about an 80 year-old woman training to be a gymnast would be pretty goddamned funny, wouldn't you? Well this shot on video...

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HOW TO EXTRACT CRANIAL FLUIDS

Here's the case of another filmmaker who seems to have been dwelling within the world of Shinya Tsukamoto way too long; a world where flesh, gizmos, blood...

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