All’s I can say is that I want the nine minutes of life back that I wasted watching this piece of shit! I woulda rather have licked my grandmother’s snatch for that length of time than have watched this garbage. Some idiot does shot-on-video battle against a squirrel with a butthole face (or whatever the fuck it is) until he finds himself plum fucked. Drawn and quartered – and that’s about it!
