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HART’S WAR

By | February 2002

IN THEATERS! Imagine “Stalag 17” crossed with an episode of “Law and Order” and seasoned with dashes of “The Tuskegee Airmen” and you’ll get an idea of how confused and dramatically overwrought “Hart’s War” is…

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HART’S WAR

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