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CLEANFLICKS PART II: "WHAT UP, BLOOD?"

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Caution: This entry includes some naughty words that haven’t been edited out for children because this wasn’t meant for children. Maybe I…

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CLEANFLICKS PART II: "WHAT UP, BLOOD?"

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Caution: This entry includes some naughty words that haven't been edited out for children because this wasn't meant for children. Maybe I was wrong about...

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CLEANFLICKS: DOING IT FOR (AND WITH) YOUR CHILDREN!

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What is wrong with this world? I am never amazed at what I find on the internet. Never, until now. I like to surf the internet; hanging ten on the waves...

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SIGOURNEY IN THE MIST

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Kids often times have one single moment, perhaps more, of complete and utter stupidity that they'll never forget for the rest of their lives. I have one...

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PHIL HALL ACTS AGAIN (AGAIN?)

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I am returning to the magical world of movie acting next month with my biggest film role to date: as the horny Professor Shipwreck in "Bikini Blood Bath...

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I'D LOVE TO PUNCH YOUR KID IN THE FACE…

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...but it's all your fault. You could have prevented it. Over the Hedge is now in theaters. Families all over the country smart enough to skip The Da...

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DEPRESSING MOVIES ARE STUPID.

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I'll never forget the first time I saw Magnolia. When it got to the scene where Philip Seymour Hoffman gave Jason Robards the liquid morphine, my eyes...

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AMC – AMERICAN MOVIE… CLASSICS?

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I can't begin to describe my love for cinema, but being a film critic, sometimes people have these preconceived notions about what my taste for movies must...

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DEBUNKING THE DEBUNKERS OF THE DA VINCI CODE.

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Before any of you read this, please understand that the following entry is the opinion of Michael Ferraro and Michael Ferraro alone. This is by no means a...

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WHO WILL 'SEE NO EVIL'?

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I'm going to guess no one. I got an e-mail yesterday which stated, "There will be no press screenings for See No Evil." What a terrible day. If you don't...

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GEORGE LUCAS: FLANNEL SHIRTS AND DOLLAR BILLS

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Note: The following story is mostly true. The names have not been changed to protect anyone from anything, since only 4 or 5 people read this anyway, it...

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