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CLEANFLICKS 4: SUCK IT LONG AND SUCK IT HARD.

By | July 2006

Those of you keeping up on the Film Threat blogs may have remembered three of my personal entries dedicated to destroying those…

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CLEANFLICKS 4: SUCK IT LONG AND SUCK IT HARD.

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Those of you keeping up on the Film Threat blogs may have remembered three of my personal entries dedicated to destroying those anal bum covers until their...

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RUSH HOUR 3 WILL BE THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

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Dear Brett Ratner, What's up bro? I finally got a chance to listen to LL Cool J's "Radio" and I must say, that is one dope track. Thanks for the...

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I DON'T LIKE THE WORD SELL OUT

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"I don't like the word remake", Zombie said with an actual straight face. Also, he said it as if he was dignified. "I don't like the word cult", said the...

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MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT CHRIS FARLEY…

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Since I wrote that entry entitled, "I Know Who Killed Chris Farley," debate about the subject has entered my life more than I ever thought possible. One of...

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THE DAY I THREW A SODA AT THE MOVIE SCREEN.

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The following account is 100% true. I am not sharing it with you to prove to you how much of a badass I am. Instead, it's to share with you an experience I...

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ME AND STEVE MCQUEEN…

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"I think if I wasn't acting, I'd be a streethood." Everyone has their Steve McQueen. It's a prevaling theme throughout the world of movie fandom, be you a...

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METROPOLIS 4: THE LAST STAND (I PROMISE)

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*This letter contains spoilage. If you have not seen the new Superman flick, skip this until you do.* Dear Clark Kent, This is my last letter to you. I...

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JERRY FALWELL IS MY HOMO.

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Today's entry is going to be a shorty. The IMDB posted a story yesterday about the infamous Jerry Falwell, that man of too many words. In the brief story,...

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I KNOW WHO KILLED CHRIS FARLEY.

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"Dude, have you ever seen Tommy Boy?" asked Fat Steve. "Unfortunately," I reply. "What, you didn't think that movie was funny?" "No, I sure...

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ELI ROTH: THE DEEP VOID

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Thanks for the inspiration, Lillian. I remember my first time seeing "Cabin Fever". It was 2003. I remember that year being a particularly awful one, and...

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