Folks kept asking how things would be different with Film Threat, and my answer is that “Threat” is so… mean. Why not be more positive? Why not show the love? And so from now on out, Film Threat is Film Hug.
What does Film Hug mean? Film Hug means that we’re no longer going to focus on the dark and gritty of indie cinema. Nay, my friends (my cuddly, let’s share a bathtub friends), now is about the positive films. The “My Little Pony” franchise, as seen through a lens coated with sugar and candy sprinkles. Let’s embrace film anew, with smiles and giggles!
Film Hug… you look like you could use one…
In case it got by you, and we doubt it did, this was an April Fool’s Day joke. Film Hug? Really? I’d have gone with Film Colonoscopy before THAT…
But why hug?
Can’t we Film Tap? Film High-Five? or Film Hoist? Film Koosh Ball?
Obviously, you didn’t read the “My Little Pony” review that I wrote! 🙂
Being Mike Watt, that’s probably entirely normal. 😉
I just vomited a little.
Yay for coddling internet readers. No more negative reviews, woo!
I vote for FilmKiss…
It’s as adorable as the first day of April.