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I'M NOT FASCINATING: THE MOVIE

By | October 1999

This fictional story centers around a real-life band, San Francisco’s own Icky Boyfriends. This crap-rock trio might very well be the world’s worst band, except that they elevate awfulness to a new level of artistry…

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