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LIVE NUDE GIRLS UNITE

By | March 2000

SXSW FILM FESTIVAL REVIEW! You know, it feels as if you must hold an audience at gunpoint to make them watch a documentary on labor issues. To accomplish this task, all it really takes is a bunch of amusing naked lesbians…

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LIVE NUDE GIRLS UNITE

You know, it feels as if you must hold an audience at gunpoint to make them watch a documentary on labor issues. To accomplish this task, all it really...

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THE PRICE OF GLORY

I don't really know how much we need another unrealistic, melodramatic boxing movie -- "Rocky II-V" pretty much filled our quota -- but I do know that the...

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HIGH FIDELITY

As crushing as it is when Laura (Iben Hjejle) walks out on Rob Gordon (John Cusack), it doesn't even crack his Top 5 list of all time worst break-ups... at...

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ERIN BROCKOVICH

I hate Julia Roberts. I hate Julia Roberts so much so that every time I see her face on a screen, I want to smash it in with a big frying pan. I have never...

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SLEEPWALK

A bit down on his luck lately, Ray (Ivan Martin) is out for a drunken late night stumble. Thinking he's alone amidst an urban jungle of crumbling...

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STRAIGHT FROM HELL, A MISSILE TO THE BOOTY (AND OTHERS)

Director Vincent R. Hasenpfeffer has a vomit fetish. Almost all of the shorts on this crudely produced, and cruder in attitude, compilation tape featured...

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BABYSHAKES AND THE RETURN OF MACDADDY

I'm not exactly sure why the box this preview came in looked like something out of a "Justice League" cartoon; all the film's characters boldly posed atop...

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BITE RADIUS

A group of three archæologists are on a dig when one of them uncovers a strange piece of jaw bone from a rodent that was larger than any other...

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AN INTERNET WHOOPI-DI-DO

So maybe she flopped at the Oscars last year (dressing as Queen Elizabeth? Come onâ€¦), but Whoopi Goldberg will take her Oscar schtick to the...

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ARE THE STUDIOS GOING DIGITAL?

With the Yahoo! Internet Life Film Festival taking place in L.A. this week, it was only a matter of time before we saw the marriage of the studios and the...

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