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JANICE AND BILL

By | January 2001

It’s rare for viewers to empathize with two characters as easily as we’re able to do with these poor souls. Which makes it all the more unfortunate that “Janice & Bill” is ultimately as dissatisfying as its lead characters’ sex life…

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