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HARRY KNUCKLES AND THE TREASURE OF THE AZTEC MUMMY

By | February 2000

SLAMDANCE SHORT FILM REVIEW! The title’s pathetic pun says it all…

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HARRY KNUCKLES AND THE TREASURE OF THE AZTEC MUMMY

The title's pathetic pun says it all. It's just this sort of immature groaner humor that permeates the unnecessary return of this non-action hero. Harry's...

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MISS GENTILBELLE

Minnie Gentilbelle (a chilling Joelle LaMer), should be president of the Grrrl! Power Men Haters Club. Traumatized by a never-revealed incident from her...

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PACIFIER

Like this film's director O. Perez, I too thought the Penthouse Forum letters were real, right along with Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. As I moved into...

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CRASH PAD AND THE ONE-ARMED BANDIT

Richard Allen pulled a fast one. By combining "Crash Pad" and "The One-Armed Bandit" onto a single tape, the crafty director managed to sneak TWO shorts...

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DOT DOWN

Ezee (Jannu Alain) treats his girlfriend (Sophie Evans) like dirt and walks out on her. Broke, he tries to bum some dough off a friend and winds up hired...

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MOSQUITO

Sometimes, everything can seem perfect, only to have the tiniest unforeseen event screw things up. Such is the case for the woman (Liane Forestieri) in...

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THE ROOSTER

"Sometimes," according to the press blurb in the program, "the rooster crows, sometimes he just walks around looking for worms." 'Kayyyy. I don't know what...

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CAN'T SPEAK

I took two years of French in high school and another two in college. Yet when I actually met people who spoke French for real, I couldn't understand a...

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TONITE

Two modern day urban cowboys face off in a duel over a beautiful woman. In a deliberately cheesy, Peckinpah-influenced spray of fake blood and exploding...

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THE LAST DANCE

Growing old, as the old saying goes, is a lot better than the alternative. Even with all of the aches and pains that come with aging, just the ability to...

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