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By | March 2006
There’s a booger there. No wait, you’re fine.
There's a booger there. No wait, you're...
I just agreed to give Salma to Rory L. Aronsky while I claim Charlize Theron for myself. Fair? We can give Lauren Bacall to Felix Vasquez Jr. -- and...
I understand her so much better than Lauren...
Oh, my God I'm getting tingly. Salma, goddess Salma, enter my bedchambers and pleasure me as if the world was ending! Itzhak Perlman playing a montage...
Get off my screen, Sid Ganis, President of the Academy. I will not pledge $500. I do not want a free tote bag. I do not want a videotaped copy of this...
a montage of social movement films. And I've gone to the bathroom earlier. Shit. I'm just sitting here. It's film clips and that's good, but more...
Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves! "Speed" reunion! Now... Good Night, and Good Luck.? (A period next to a question mark! Snap a screenshot!) Harry Potter...
We'll try, but dammit:...
Lauren Bacall should be sent to the glue factory. J.Lo needs better make-up. That song from "Crash" is horrible. This is one of the worst Oscars I ever...
I'm alright... ain't nobody worry 'bout...
