Oh, my God I’m getting tingly. Salma, goddess Salma, enter my bedchambers and pleasure me as if the world was ending!
Itzhak Perlman playing a montage of the original score nominees…
First, Pride & Prejudice. I wasn’t paying close attention, but I also saw Munich among that. And despite the chance that the Oscars may go into overtime, Perlman deserves his spotlight. An incredible violinist.
The Constant Gardner. And then? Oh, Brokeback Mountain. That’s my pick. Oh, now to make it official:
The Constant Gardner?
Memoirs of a Geisha? *Insert w***e joke here*
Pride & Prejudice?
I need Hayek’s a*s as a pillow!
Brokeback Mountain. I dig!
Yaay! Another montage!
Yawn! Another montage. That’s four. And they’re still worried about time constraints, right?