By Rory L. Aronsky | March 5, 2006

Oh, my God I’m getting tingly.  Salma, goddess Salma, enter my bedchambers and pleasure me as if the world was ending!

Itzhak Perlman playing a montage of the original score nominees…

First, Pride & Prejudice. I wasn’t paying close attention, but I also saw Munich among that.  And despite the chance that the Oscars may go into overtime, Perlman deserves his spotlight.  An incredible violinist.

The Constant Gardner.  And then? Oh, Brokeback Mountain.  That’s my pick. Oh, now to make it official:

Brokeback Mountain?

The Constant Gardner?

Memoirs of a Geisha? *Insert w***e joke here*


Pride & Prejudice?

I need Hayek’s a*s as a pillow!

Brokeback Mountain.  I dig!

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  1. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    Yaay! Another montage!

  2. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    Yawn! Another montage. That’s four. And they’re still worried about time constraints, right?

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