Your Independent Movie Guide
By Mark Bell | March 5, 2006
I understand her so much better than Lauren Bacall…
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Her chesticles girate when she speaks.
When it comes to Salma Hayek, conversation is only foreplay. The real cha-cha-CHA is even better, as in what I will obviously never have from her.
Unless you meant Lauren Bacall. Then retract my shocked question.
Well, she seemed a lot more coherent than Bacall.
“No-no-noir is-was-is styler-styli-stylish…” *Drops to the floor*
You were actually listening to what she was SPEAKING?!
She was speaking english?!
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Her chesticles girate when she speaks.
When it comes to Salma Hayek, conversation is only foreplay. The real cha-cha-CHA is even better, as in what I will obviously never have from her.
Unless you meant Lauren Bacall. Then retract my shocked question.
Well, she seemed a lot more coherent than Bacall.
“No-no-noir is-was-is styler-styli-stylish…” *Drops to the floor*
You were actually listening to what she was SPEAKING?!
She was speaking english?!