By Mark Bell | March 5, 2006

I understand her so much better than Lauren Bacall…

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  1. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    Her chesticles girate when she speaks.

  2. Rory L. Aronsky says:

    When it comes to Salma Hayek, conversation is only foreplay. The real cha-cha-CHA is even better, as in what I will obviously never have from her.

  3. Rory L. Aronsky says:

    Unless you meant Lauren Bacall. Then retract my shocked question.

  4. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    Well, she seemed a lot more coherent than Bacall.

    “No-no-noir is-was-is styler-styli-stylish…” *Drops to the floor*

  5. Rory L. Aronsky says:

    You were actually listening to what she was SPEAKING?!

  6. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    She was speaking english?!

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