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EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: DAVID HASSELHOFF’S ASS PICKLES

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BEST OF 2003! David Hasselhoff may be a lot of things to a lot of people, but to me he’ll always be the defecating lifeguard, the shitting singer and the excrement expelling ex-cop who became a vigilante…

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EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: DAVID HASSELHOFF’S ASS PICKLES

One of my favorite scenes in Pulp Fiction involves Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta discussing the delicacies involved in going down on another man's...

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There’s a difference between being asked to feel an emotion and being manipulated into it, and it’s hard for a film of this nature to not...

STAR WARS: EPISODE III – ATTACK OF THE BAD HAIRCUTS

So reports are coming in that George Lucas is trying to tie “Episode III” to “Episode IV” through…haircuts. Yes, hairstyle is the glue that many...

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BARBARIAN INVASIONS

Is Barbarian Invasions about a jolly, life-loving intellectual whose final days are celebrated by a warm nest of loyal, admiring comrades? Or does it...

THE OSCAR JINX STALKS HOLLYWOOD

For the acting profession, winning an Academy Award is the ultimate career achievement. Yet as with the conquest of any pinnacle, there is the ultimate...

SLAMDANCE ANNOUNCES 2004 LINE-UP

Slamdance has invited 19 feature films to compete in their tenth annual festival taking place in Park City, January 17-24. Eleven of those films are...

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THE MUSIC MAN (DVD)

Big shoes are hard to fill, and Robert Preston had mighty big shoes. The tiny feet chosen to fill Preston’s shoes as the legendary Professor Harold...

DAVID CRONENBERG: HIS “SPIDER” HAS MORE BITE THAN BARK

David Cronenberg has returned with Spider, a twisted psychological thriller about a man trying to get his head straight after being released from a nut...

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TANKUP.US

“Who does that asshole think he is driving that big fucking tank?” Ever wonder this about the guy in the SUV that just cut you off on the road? ...

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MIRAMAX BANNING ASIAN IMPORTS?

It certainly looks that away. Website Kung Fu Cinema was apparently served a cease and desist order from Miramax in regards to their unlawful selling of...

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