SUPERSTAR

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SUPERSTAR

Following in the tradition of "It's Pat", "A Night at the Roxbury" and "Coneheads" comes yet another crappy SNL film. Based on the annoying and unfunny...

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THE KINDRED

Three women in skintight body suits writhing around a campfire are the opening images of W. Anthony Luna's "The Kindred." Unfortunately, it was all...

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THE RED AND THE BLACK

I didn't get this one at all. Near as I could tell, Otto (Max Grimm) is an over wound mob torturer who, unable to extract information from a victim,...

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THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT

Things That Go Bump in the Night is a glimpse into the lives of three roommates with very different but equally strange extra-curricular...

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PIPSQUEAK PFOLLIES

The original title of the film was "Jr. League Jerkoffs," which has nothing to do with anything that actually occurs in the film, yet knowing this might...

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THE BIG TUNA

Mickey Spillane meets Mr. Bill; The Big Tuna is a film Noir detective story done entirely in claymation. Set in a time when men wore hats and women were...

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I'M NOT FASCINATING: THE MOVIE

This fictional story centers around a real-life band, San Francisco's own Icky Boyfriends. This crap-rock trio might very well be the world's worst band,...

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BEST LAID PLANS

For a film with a smug, to the point title, this little psychological thriller doesn't have the best laid plot. Not that the exercise is all for naught,...

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MY LIFE SO FAR

As seen through the eyes of Fraser (Robert Norman), the ten-year old Scottish lad to whose life the title refers, Edward Pettigrew (Colin Firth) is one of...

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HAPPY, TEXAS

Two hapless convicts make a break for it. In the course of their desperate getaway, Harry (Jeremy Northam) and Wayne Wayne Wayne, Jr. (Steve Zahn) steal a...