Sorry ladies, Ron Wells is no longer available. Ron tied the knot with the stunningly gorgeous Beth Main, a biological female, this weekend in Las Vegas. It was a match made in San Francisco actually. Film Threat’s most respected and reviled critic, Ron Wells, married the love of his life last weekend in Las Vegas and we have the photos to prove it. A helicopter was not necessary to capture these pics of Mr. and Mrs. Ron Wells. The Film Threat crew drank and gambled heavily into the night and if we could remember anything about it, we’d tell you. From the whole Film Threat crew we wish them a long, healthy and happy marriage. Congratulations!!!