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By Pete Vonder Haar | May 7, 2003

What’s that you say, little feral boy? You want to leave the squalid city floor and your friendly rats behind and climb that mutated beanstalk? What could you possibly hope to find up there in the quasi-Victorian Era heights? Perhaps you’ll meet Exis, the strange robot girl. And what next? Do you think you’ll cunningly free her from her magnetic prison? Her inventor won’t like that, believe you me. He might even pluck your eyes out, causing you to stumble out the window. And what if Exis jumped out after you? Could you handle the guilt? Would you even survive the fall?

And what’s up with that loincloth?

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