“Hmmmm,” says author Judy Greber, thoughtfully considering a just-posed question while she gracefully sips an iced tea. Her bright blue eyes grow even brighter as her writer’s imagination kicks into gear. “Hmmmm,” she says.
What I have asked Greber—best known by her pseudonym Gillian Roberts—the best-selling author of the increasingly clever Amanda Pepper mystery series (
So, as a writer of mystery novels—books featuring a crime-solving English teacher, no less—I want to know, did Judy Greber detect the identity of the bad guy?
“No, I didn’t,” she admits, smiling sweetly. “You mean, (Name withheld to protect moviegoers)? No, No, I didn’t guess, because I was under the impression that (Reason withheld.) I
“Usually,” Greber adds, “I’m pretty good at picking out the culprit. I am in
While Greber could have done without the movie’s endless assault of explosions and special effects, she was delighted—as a former high school English teacher herself—at the use of literary characters.
After spending a few moments discussing the phenomenon of internet fan fiction and the cult popularity of the Jane Austen mystery books by Stephanie Barron and films like Lee Demarbre’s Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter—”What a marvelous idea!” she says, wide-eyed—I ask which famous literary character she’d most like to get her writerly hands on.
“I think Huck Finn would be fun to play with,” she says. “Though it would really feel heretical, but Huck always had such a clear sense of the hypocrisy all around him. I’d like to take him out and see what else he can do.”
“Huck Finn, Vampire Hunter?”
Shocked at the thought, though still laughing, Greber says, “I think I’d rather put him in politics somehow. ‘Huck Finn Goes to Washington’. Actually, I wish we
“Um, Mary Poppins,’ I reply.
“Mary Poppins!” Greber exclaims. “Mary Poppins—vampire hunter! No, that’s not right. Though she can already fly, and that would be a big help in battling vampires.”
“She’s the right time period to be recruited for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,” I point out.
“Oooh, yes! As is Doctor Dolittle. The League could use a guy who talks to animals. He could be sent to Africa to work with Alan Quatermain.”
“Or,” I say, “there could be a special Childrens’ Lit division of the League, with Dr. Dolittle, Mary Poppins and Mr. Toad.”
“He’d be the driver of course.” Greber nods. “What about Dorothy from the Oz books? No, she’s actually a bit too dull for this group. But here’s a thought—their arch nemesis would be Farmer MacGreggor. From the Peter Rabbit stories. I always thought he was quite a major villain, killing anyone who stepped into his gardens? A very bad man.”
“If Farmer MacGreggor is the villain, wouldn’t we need Peter Rabbit to be one of the League members?
“Peter Rabbit might get hold of Dr. Jekyll’s formula, unleashing his bad side. That could be scary. Or back to Dorothy, imagine what would happen if she swallowed the doctor’s formula.”
Yikes. It could unleash her inner right-wing Republican, or worse, turn her into Martha Stewart.
“Oh, I know who exactly Dorothy would turn into,” says Greber with a wicked smile, “but I can’t say it on the record. I think she’d become (name withheld)—and she’d be just
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Writer David Templeton takes interesting people to the movies in his ongoing quest for the ultimate post-film conversation. This is not a review; rather, it’s a freewheeling, tangential discussion of art, alternative ideas, and popular culture.
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