Every single time I go to a Rated-R film, I know what to expect. There will be at least one moronic parent in the audience who brought their kid. And I am not talking about a kid who’s like 10-years-old. Instead, I am talking about a kid that is young enough to have to be brought in with a stroller.
The last time it happened was a couple weeks ago. I saw The Condemned, an Rated-R film, starring some wrestler guy with Vinnie Jones. I wasn’t expecting greatness here but I am a fan of crappy action films.
The film was everything I expected it to be too, but near the 20 minute mark, however, I began hearing that “goo goo ga ga” s**t coming from the front area of the theater. It was hard to point out the exact location due to the darkness but it was clear that there was a little kid in this theater.
The best part about this whole thing was that this film has a rape scene. It’s not a very well directed scene but it’s done in such a way that you can’t help yourself from figuring out what is going on. I am even willing to bet a dollar this kid knew what was up.
What a great example of parenting right there. Take your kid to a Rated-R film so they can witness a rape. Awesome – parent of the year.