“Hi, my name is Eli Roth. I’ve recently decided I’ll do anything for money. I won’t even try to expand myself creatively and will now produce and maybe direct a movie based on the television show Baywatch. After that I will continue to not hone my craft and by doing so will make no attempt to expand on what I started with “Cabin Fever.” Instead, I’ll continue to make horror porn and throw some T&A in there along the way. You don’t like it? Too bad because me and Quentin Tarantino are buddies and I’m making phat cash. Not only that, but I have Harry Knowles under my thumb. In short, I rule, you drool.”

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