Chad Archibald’s latest “horror-crime-comedy” hybrid I’ll Take Your Dead starts with its young protagonist, Gloria (Ava Preston) narrating, “Sometimes it’s hard to tell who’s alive and who’s dead.” It’s similarly challenging to classify Archibald’s oddity, whose jarring meshing of reality and fantasy prevents it from achieving “instant cult classic” status. Yet, due to committed leads, a sustained atmosphere of menace and a thankfully brief running time, I’ll Take Your Dead deserves your attention as a notable curiosity.
Gloria lives with her father William, a.k.a. the infamous Candy Butcher (Aidan Devine), on a remote, almost-gothic farm. Gloria’s mother passed away from leukemia, and her death casts a dark shadow over the estate. Memories of mom are not the only things that haunt Gloria – zombie-like apparitions terrorize the child; “I can see them everywhere,” she whimpers. William, however, can’t see them, he’s too busy disposing of bodies brought to him by the local mafia.
Though he doesn’t bring her along for the “autopsy” sessions, William is quite casual in subjecting Gloria to the sight of limp human beings, dropped off by gangsters at their front porch. “That’s enough for tonight,” William tells Gloria at one point, as she stares at the limp body of a young woman – as if she were watching too much late-night TV. He then surgically dismantles and liquefies corpses in the basement, while his disturbed daughter carves up teddy bears in her room upstairs.
“Memories of mom are not the only things that haunt Gloria – zombie-like apparitions terrorize the child…”
One day, a presumed corpse turns out to still be alive. Once the badly wounded mobster Jackie (Jess Salgueiro) comes to, she relentlessly tries to escape, but William ties and patches her up in one of the farm’s bedrooms. Soon enough, Jackie forms something akin to a mother-like bond with the motherless Gloria, even walking the girl through her first period. When Jackie gets a hold of a phone and reaches out to her gang, things get complicated – a little needlessly so. The finale is fittingly tense, a bloody, bullet-and-fire-ridden showdown at William’s farm – although the non-stop assault of “why the hell are they here?” ghosts weighs it down.
Really thought this movie is well done. Thank you
I enjoyed this movie…I was gonna turn it off until I saw her (Gloria) talking to the dead people. The plot twist with Jackie and the boyfriend was good. I will definitely recommend to my friends to watch. Thx for the great movie in the middle of the night.
Great film! Everything you want, the eww with cutting off feet, the sentiment with the family, the Yes when he gets smashed in the face with the baseball bat, and the ghosts getting revenge .. it kept my attention…
A really good horror movie which I enjoyed. A suprising cast of characters made this movie outstanding. I usually grade a movie … with this being a keeper most definitely NOT a B movie. Very well done.
I really got into this one. I enjoy a good horrible movie and was fitting with dead people showing up to help the little girl. Great flick.