Still, if Dead House‘s only sin was being a substandard zombie flick, it would be much easier to swallow. But it’s just so determined to be disgusting – and so inept in its attempts to actually shock – that it sinks far below mere incompetence. It certainly isn’t that elements like torture and rape should be totally off-limits to the movies, particularly in this genre; films like Wes Craven’s Last House on the Left (inspired by none other than Ingmar Bergman) and the gruesome oeuvre of the “New French Extremity” filmmakers deployed those elements with conviction and energy and obvious talent, and the work was, if nothing else, at least worthy of some serious discussion.
Dead House feels like the effort of an immature teenager trying to self-consciously emulate things seen in “edgy” movies that he clearly didn’t have the sophistication to handle, and any real point it might have – i.e. the socio-economic theme in the villains’ choice of victims – is too vague and poorly articulated to make it worthwhile.
Is that, maybe, a little bit cruel? Well, so be it. Cruelty – to its characters, its audience, and the medium itself – is about all Dead House has to offer.
Dead House (2016) Directed by Brini Amerigo. Written by Andrea Cavaletto. Starring Danny Cutler, Alex Lucchesi, Alex Southern, Kate Marie Davies, David White, James Wiles
1 out of 10
Started watching the movie because I liked the cover art and proceeded to laugh my a*s off for the next hour and 17 minutes. Seriously the worst movie I’ve seen in a long time. My favorite quote is from Testamento: “Whoa, dude! It seems like we already went up those f*****g sci-fi video games!”. I legitimately thought I was having an aneurysm when I heard that. Would highly recommend the movie to anyone that finds incompetence entertaining.
This movie is a POS. The writer and director should find new careers. The actors should do the same. Grade A garbage!
Total Trash.
I’ve seen better films produced by highschool students.
I thought it was a really good film, personally. A 7 out of 10, at least.
Totally agree, it was the sorriest POS movie I’ve seen in years