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BEST ORIGINAL SCORE….

By | March 2006

Oh, my God I’m getting tingly. Salma, goddess Salma, enter my bedchambers and pleasure me as if the world was ending! Itzhak…

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BEST ORIGINAL SCORE….

Oh, my God I'm getting tingly. Salma, goddess Salma, enter my bedchambers and pleasure me as if the world was ending! Itzhak Perlman playing a montage...

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NO, I DON'T WANT TO DONATE TO YOUR CAUSE.

Get off my screen, Sid Ganis, President of the Academy. I will not pledge $500. I do not want a free tote bag. I do not want a videotaped copy of this...

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SAM THE MAN!! AND…AN INTRODUCTION TO…

a montage of social movement films. And I've gone to the bathroom earlier. Shit. I'm just sitting here. It's film clips and that's good, but more...

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BEST ART DIRECTION…

Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves! "Speed" reunion! Now... Good Night, and Good Luck.? (A period next to a question mark! Snap a screenshot!) Harry Potter...

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SERIOUSLY… WE MAY NEVER COME BACK TO THE OSCARS…

We'll try, but dammit:...

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AND FURTHERMORE…

Lauren Bacall should be sent to the glue factory. J.Lo needs better make-up. That song from "Crash" is horrible. This is one of the worst Oscars I ever...

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MUSIC NUMBER… SO WE'RE WATCHING "CADDYSHACK"

I'm alright... ain't nobody worry 'bout...

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JENNIFER LOPEZ INTRODUCING "IN THE DEEP"

That's got to be the same puke-green dress Jennifer Lopez has worn for many years. By the way, to those West Wing fans, Kathleen "Bird" York, played...

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HERE COMES THE ASS… HIDDEN BY A WINDOW CURTAIN…

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OH WELL…

We tried to influence the future, but we couldn't do it. Someone needs to knock them off stage with a wheelchair,...

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