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THREE MIGHTY MEN (3 Dev Adam)

By | July 2006

SCREENING AT FANTASIA 2006! Turkish Spider-Man stabs people, wrecks shop, strangles some chick while she’s in the shower, spears a couple of lovers during another shower scene and has obnoxious, bushy eyebrows poking out of his Spider-Man mask. It’s safe to say that this guy has no class…

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