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By | February 2000

SLAMDANCE SHORT FILM REVIEW! If no two snowflakes are identical, as we’re taught as little kids, it’s a no-brainer that the same must hold true for legs…

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LEGS

If no two snowflakes are identical, as we're taught as little kids, it's a no-brainer that the same must hold true for people. This extraordinarily simple...

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LUZ

Luz' world is a gloomy one; a shadow-filled black and white neighborhood that seems to make her sad even as she plays. When her mother calls her home, she...

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GREAT FALLS

Jack Russell and his teenaged son Jackie return from a weekend hunting trip earlier than planned, only to find a strange man lurking about the kitchen and...

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ROSEWATER

Roses are like cheese. Just as adding cheese pretty much makes anything taste better, you can plant a rose just about anywhere and make that place look...

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DOT DOWN

Ezee (Jannu Alain) treats his girlfriend (Sophie Evans) like dirt and walks out on her. Broke, he tries to bum some dough off a friend and winds up hired...

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MOSQUITO

Sometimes, everything can seem perfect, only to have the tiniest unforeseen event screw things up. Such is the case for the woman (Liane Forestieri) in...

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BOILER ROOM

I saw the trailer to this movie and thought to myself, "Oh, a "Wall Street" rip-off starring Ben Affleck. JUST WHAT I NEED." Sometimes, though, lowered...

WHO WANTS A NAKED GOLD GUY?

AND THE NOMINEES ARE... The nominations for the 72nd Academy Awards have been announced, and the questionable tastes of an aged membership will be further...

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PITCH BLACK

Seeing as how it's February and not the fall, sometimes you have to bypass originality for just competence. Believe me, at this time of year, that's a lot...

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HANGING UP

Being of the female persuasion, I am not ashamed to admit that I enjoy my fair share of chick flicks. On paper, "Hanging Up" has all of the necessary...

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