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WELCOME TO MILLENNIUM HELL

By | December 2000

Rememeber the olden days of 2000? Millennium Hell spreads holiday cheer by “sneering” at a century or so worth of human achievement…

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WELCOME TO MILLENNIUM HELL

On April 9th, 1999, an idea was not-so-immaculately conceived: Millennium Hell. The satirical webzine from the hot area beneath the Earth has but a simple...

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MEET "THE WIDOWER"

All Milton Smythe wants to do is spend his upcoming anniversary with his dear wife. Is that so wrong? Sure, she may be dead, but she's still a huge part...

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ALL THE PRETTY HORSES

Of all the disappointing holiday movie releases, and there are more than a few, "All the Pretty Horses" looks to be one of the most significant. The movie...

SXSW RINGS IN THE NEW YEAR

The folks from film/music/media mega-event South by Southwest want to spread a little holiday love, and remind you of their upcoming event, with their [...

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ROAD TO MOROCCO

I have to admit that I pretty much have always felt that either Bing Crosby or Pat Boone was the whitest guy in the history of the world. To Bing's credit...

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BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID

"Who are those guys?" William Goldman's elegiac script does a pretty good job of convincing us that Butch Cassidy (Paul Newman) and the Sundance Kid...

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THE STING

Newman and Redford play two more guys who absolutely, under no circumstances would ever consider getting a real job. Has anyone ever played as many likable...

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THE BLUES BROTHERS

Jake: Well you see me and the Lord have an understanding. ^ Elwood: We're on a mission from God. I am never not amused by the Blues Brothers. Some real...

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ALL THE PRETTY HORSES

You know, the movies have taught me many lessons. Among them are these three things: ^ 1) When a woman fails to love you back, if you stalk her long enough...

NEW YORK CHILDREN'S FILM FEST

The New York International Children's Film Festival is the East Coast's largest youth film festival, and it isn't one big parade of pandering cartoons or...

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