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ACTION FIGURES SNAG MOVIE DEAL

By | November 2001

Universal buys the rights to produce a horror film based on Clive Barker’s “Tortured Souls” action figures…

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ACTION FIGURES SNAG MOVIE DEAL

Universal Pictures has acquired the rights to produce a horror film based on Clive Barker's line of "Tortured Souls" action figures, released through...

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VIEW ASKEWNIVERSE SKEWERED

Those nutty pranksters at the Columbus Filmmakers Consortium have made a little parody of Kevin Smith's filmmaking with their short "Ray and Silent Rob." ...

HARRY POTTER: A TICKET STRAIGHT TO HELL (part 2)

Make no mistake: The assault is on. Hollywood is coming after the hearts of our children with tales of mystical powers even more appealing than those in...

HARRY POTTER: A TICKET STRAIGHT TO HELL (part 3)

Once Harry arrives at Hogwarts, he is free to begin an unbroken daisy chain of homosexual liaisons. Fortunately for Christian viewers, the frantic buggery...

HARRY POTTER: A TICKET STRAIGHT TO HELL (part 4)

With Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Hollywood has joint-ventured with Lucifer to create a cunning piece of stunning $125 million propaganda to lure...

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ELOGE DE L’AMOUR

Amidst the endless looking backward engaged in by Jean-Luc Godard's new film, "Eloge de l'amour," a little peek in the past's direction is only...

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HYPERBOLE OF THE WEEK

The cover jacket for the new DVD release of "The Planet of the Apes" TV series laughably reads... ^ "THE SERIES THAT CHANGED THE FACE OF TELEVISION...

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HIS GIRL FRIDAY

"He looks like that fella in the movies, Ralph Bellamy." It's a drag to be Ralph Bellamy. Sure you get to be in movies, you're sort of a movie star, but...

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THE PHILADELPHIA STORY

"The time to make up your mind about people is never." This was the movie that saved Katherine Hepburn's career. Essentially I'm pretty sure she got...

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ADAM’S RIB

"You great big he men make me sick." Sex Wars mid-century style. "Adam's Rib" can't help but look a bit dated, but it sure is a perfect encapsulation of a...

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