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EVASIVE MANEUVERS

By | December 2004

Does the world really need another fanboy filmmaking team stuck on genre staples? Perhaps not. But with “Evasive Maneuvers,” the Dastoli Brothers give a fat, defiant middle finger to the filmmaking world by exuding the kind of innocent drive and enthusiasm that seems sucked dry from even the most lavishly-budgeted Hollywood actioners…

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