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VICTOR’S BIG DAY

By | July 2002

No, Victor is literally a pig, and the career options he’s being offered include chops, sausage or maybe being fit into a can of Spam…

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VICTOR’S BIG DAY

Everyone who’s gone through the job seeking process knows what it is to be treated like a piece of meat. For poor Victor, however, this is no simile....

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DO IT FOR UNCLE MANNY

When I first picked up the box and saw the title, "Do It for Uncle Manny," I have to say I was a bit scared. I braced myself for the hour and a half of a...

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REIGN OF FIRE

With its striking image of helicopters circling a flying dragon as it sets a cityscape ablaze and the accompanying tag line "Fight fire with fire,"...

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EVERYMAN

You've got to give Boston-based filmmaker John Farrell credit for daring to take on projects which the average indie auteur would never venture to...

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THE BELT

Damn do I hate getting into someone else's car and not being able to get the seat belt to work. It reveals me as the non-mechanically inclined dummy that...

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HOW TO BE A CYBER-LOVAH

Listen, if you actually need advice from some turd burglar named Herb Zipper on how to get laid via cyber-sex, then you’ve got some major problems. ...

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EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS

This movie stunk so much you’d think that there were barking spiders in the theater. When a truck swerves to avoid hitting a rabbit, a barrel full of...

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MARY/MARY

Basically what we got here is a 90 minute well shot and acted PSA about safe sex and the paranoia that may ensue when engaging in sexual relations with...

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THE STEVEN SEAGAL SHOW: EPISODE III

Everyone knows that Steven Seagal sucks, so I don't see any reason for anybody to think that this Flash short isn't friggin' hilarious. We open up on a...

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ROAD TO PERDITION

I'm not sure Sam Mendes' latest is a masterpiece as so many critics are exclaiming but it is very probably the most artful and earnest drama ever adapted...

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