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Is this for real? Can one really rent a ninja as home security? If so, then I’m all over it, but perhaps I’ll acquire a pirate…no, I can see my...

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S.W.A.T.

“S.W.A.T.” is one of those guilty pleasures of the summer. It’s also one of those action movies that could have been ruined if Jerry Bruckheimer had...

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EVENING MESSAGE

This movie should be required viewing for any grass-roots filmmaker. Sure, it’s shot on low-grade video. Sure, the lighting is minimal (read as:...

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KING OF THE ANTS

What’s the most grimace-inducing scene ever committed to a feature film? Is it the sight of Ned Beatty’s pudgy, soft, manflesh being savaged by...

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AFTER AN AUTUMN DAY THAT FELT LIKE SUMMER

The question of responsibility is served in a most unusual and enigmatic manner within the 15 minutes' running time of Mark L. Feinsod's "After An Autumn...

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ENEMIES OF LAUGHTER

Pretty ballsy of the filmmakers to go with the title “Enemies of Laughter,” seeing that it’s a comedy. They’re just handing their critics...

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THE STRIKE ZONE

Okay, we’ll start with the characters: Ernie is a pathetic, suicidal, coke-snorting transvestite. Frank is an foul-mouthed, abusive Jerry Springer...

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THE DISCREET CHARM OF DON BOURGEOIS

A short, fake television sitcom complete with a laugh track and a kid in an adult role. What the hell can you make of that? Don Bourgeois (Cameron Knutson)...

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G-SALE

A mockumentary about the people who frequent garage sales is an excellent idea. Those folks can be downright creepy, and in the case of "G-Sale," the...

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THE PRINCESS BLADE

“The Princess Blade” is based on a 70s manga series called Lady Snowblood. Set 500 years in the future, it presents an unnamed post-apocalyptic analog...

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