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10 REASONS RETURN OF THE JEDI DOESN'T COMPLETELY SUCK

By | May 2001

C’mon, it isn’t that bad. Remember the Speeder Bike Chase? It’s the only time the forests of Endor don’t look boring-primarily because most of us have never seen trees zipping by our heads at 200 mph…

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10 REASONS RETURN OF THE JEDI DOESN'T COMPLETELY SUCK

1. [ Luke's Gangplank Walk ] ^ The suspense leading up to Luke's jump off and bounce back on to the skiff still gets us biting our nails, and the first...

KUBRICK IDEAS ON A CORMAN BUDGET: THE GREATNESS OF MONTE HELLMAN

It seems like anyone who's not a major film buff doesn't really have any idea who director Monte Hellman is. It's their loss. Most people can name-check...

HOLLYWOOD CAN KISS MY ASS

There's an elephant in the room and it just shit on my plate. Because when you write about Hollywood there are all these things you're not "supposed" to...

CITIZEN KAUFMAN (part 2)

By this time, however, the coordinator of America's longest-running independent studio is mellowing out. He edits the previous comment by adding, "Friends...

CITIZEN KAUFMAN (part 3)

"I don't know that it's crap," he reconsiders, "but lets face it. Open 'A Beautiful Mind' at a thousand theatres, then let five other movies play. Because...

EVERQUEST PLAYERS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLOWNS (part 3)

However, not all of the feedback has been negative. Consider these jolly remarks: ^ I've played EQ on and off for over 2 years now, and personally found...

EVERQUEST PLAYERS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLOWNS (part 2)

The complaints are still coming in. However, some fan mail is also seeping in with the pan mail. Here are some of the more recent remarks we've...

THE YEAR THAT WASN'T: BEST MOVIES OF 2000

A bad year in film, which virtually everyone agrees 2000 was, is especially hard on critics. Although no one ever pities film critics, who make it a...

THE YEAR THAT WASN'T: BEST MOVIES OF 2000 (part 2)

Dancer in the Dark was far and way both the most loved and hated film experience of 2000. Lars Von Trier's sadistically brutal look at one woman's foray...

THE YEAR THAT WASN'T: BEST MOVIES OF 2000 (part 3)

Hamlet ^ Michæl Almereyda's highly hip revisiting of Shakespeare's classic Hamlet demonstrated what happens when the classics hang out in Blockbuster...

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