EXCESS HOLLYWOOD: FLYING TOAST AND MORONS IN LINGERIE

The audience, myself included, stood in the aisles. Then, as if on cue, everyone but me fell to the floor. I was left standing, shaking my head in disgust. I stepped over a few bodies and made my way back to my seat, wondering what the hell I was doing here in the first place. God, I hate “The Rocky Horror Picture Show…”