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THE UNTITLED STAR WARS MOCKUMENTARY

By | July 2004

DAMON PACKARD STRIKES BACK! There is something here to offend everyone associated with big time Hollywood; the computer wizard turned special effects lackey, the yes-men who kiss a*s to all above them, and the director that’s gone mentally mad with power…

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THE UNTITLED STAR WARS MOCKUMENTARY

Within the heart of every Star Wars fan is a little voice dying to spew his views about the “Star Wars” that once was. To some, good old George has...

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STAR WARS HELP DESK

With all of the advanced technology aboard the Death Star, the TIE fighters, the ability to blow up offending planets, you’d think the heads of the...

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BATTLE ROYALE II: REQUIEM (DVD)

Well, it’s time for Round 2… get ready to rumble. It’s been three years since the brutal, exhilarating “Battle Royale” first bowed amidst a storm...

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LOOK SIR, DROIDS

A stop-motion animated stormtrooper decides to forget what he’s doing for a few minutes and breakdance to the beat, which isn’t much of a beat to start...

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THE BOURNE SUPREMACY

Spoilers Ahead When last we saw former assassin and current amnesiac Jason Bourne (at the end of 2002’s The Bourne Identity), he’d cut ties to his...

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MADE TO SUFFER

What we have here is an experimental Star Wars short involving what appears to be the creation of C-3PO through the eyes of Anakin, who turns into Vader a...

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INTERSTELLA 5555: THE 5TORY OF THE 5ECRET 5TAR 5YSTEM (DVD)

It’s a ridiculously drool-worthy proposition: take the deliriously entertaining Daft Punk album “Discovery” and use it as the soundtrack for a Leiji...

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A HOME AT THE END OF THE WORLD

Michael Mayer’s “A Home at the End of the World,” based on the novel by Michael Cunningham (who also penned the screenplay), is the story of two men...

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STAR WARS PART DEW: ESSENCE OF THE FORCE

What I love about going to the movie theatre is watching the previews. I like it more than the film I paid to see. These days, however, I’m getting much...

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JU-ON

As in “The Ring,” another dead kid is on the loose, but this time he’s a lot cuter even if he is scary as hell, and he’s brought company. The...

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