Monthly Archives: January 2004

TORQUE

By | January 2004

IN THEATERS! Now, if you think I’m a pig because I’m basing the worth of a movie like “Torque” on physical features of the actors, you need to realize what type of movie this is…

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TORQUE

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Let’s start off by admitting that “Torque” is not going to win an Academy Award – for anything. Not for acting, writing, directing, or even for...

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WIN A DATE WITH TAD HAMILTON

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Ah, the ennui of the Hollywood hunk. You see, when you’re Tad Hamilton (Josh Duhamel), star of blockbuster action, period and romance flicks and sort of...

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TOUCH ME NOW

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A dickhead (literally) asks to be touched over and over again, as he goes further and further away from the screen. Soon it’s revealed that he’s part...

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AHNOLD FOR GOVERNOR

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Using the animation method on world dictators like Saddam Hussein on “South Park”, the focus is on Arnold Schwarzenegger and his bid for governor of...

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DRUM MACHINE

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With the arrival of gray-robed Japanese figures, with over-sized headphones and an upside-down “U” hairstyle, director DC puts into motion a pretty...

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THE BOOTLEG FILES: “BOOM IN THE MOON”

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BOOTLEG FILES 016: "Boom in the Moon" (obscure Mexican sci-fi comedy starring Buster Keaton in his last starring feature film role). LAST SEEN: One-time...

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ARTISTIC “POWER TRIP”

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Artistic License Films has acquired North American theatrical distribution rights for Paul Devlin's documentary "Power Trip."   A nominee for the...

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MR. SLOWBURN IN “DRINKING PROBLEM”

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In his drab, black-and-white world, Mr. Slowburn harbors a desire to get completely shit-faced. And doesn’t any hard-working American citizen deserve...

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THE BATTLE OF SHAKER HEIGHTS (DVD)

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“The Battle of Shaker Heights” was the second, and final, Project Greenlight movie. While there has been talk about resurrecting the series on another...

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DRONEZ

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“Dronez” shows the making of major talent by way of its four directors. This brief story about the Siberian test of a new type of soldier by the...

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