Monthly Archives: May 2001

CENTER STAGE

By | May 2001

While movie reviewers like to throw around the line, “This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen,” this movie may be the worst movie I’ve ever seen…

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CENTER STAGE

Life doesn't hold try-outs--at least, that's what the "Center Stage" poster says. It's unclear whether anyone involved in casting this teen-ballerina flick...

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MEET THE PARENTS

Whoever convinced the talents of Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller to appear in a movie as relentlessly unfunny and astonishingly dull as Meet the Parents...

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THE CONTENDER

The Contender is, at its heart, a movie about conflict, both internal and outside the self. Within the film, battle wages between the moral and the...

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THE NEXT BEST THING

If "The Next Best Thing" is the next best thing, "The Best Thing" must really suck. Reviewers everywhere will designate this saccharine slop-pile of a...

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TRAFFIC

While it's likely the year 2000 will be remembered as one of the more disappointing years in film, it should be recognized this was the year in which the...

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WHAT WOMEN WANT

"What do women want?" is the question Freud wanted answered, and it's also what Hollywood green-lighters ask themselves every day. What kind of movie do...

THUMBAPALOOZA: BILL PAXTON JOINS THE FESTIVITIES

After a late night eating out at PERKINS, I had a difficult time getting up today. It's hard to sleep with all this excitement going on around me. But I...

EVERQUEST PLAYERS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLOWNS (part 3)

However, not all of the feedback has been negative. Consider these jolly remarks: ^ I've played EQ on and off for over 2 years now, and personally found...

EVERQUEST PLAYERS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLOWNS (part 2)

The complaints are still coming in. However, some fan mail is also seeping in with the pan mail. Here are some of the more recent remarks we've...

THE YEAR THAT WASN'T: BEST MOVIES OF 2000 (part 2)

Dancer in the Dark was far and way both the most loved and hated film experience of 2000. Lars Von Trier's sadistically brutal look at one woman's foray...

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