10. [ “Apt Pupil” ] : Never before has a film made you actually want to side with a murdering Nazi.
9. [ “Halloween H20” ] / [ “Psycho” ] : Weren’t these supposed to be scary?
8. [ “Deep Impact” ] / [ “Armageddon” ] : An asteroid hitting earth is a good idea for a film … so why were these films so terrible?
7. [ “Baseketball” ] / [ “Orgazmo” ] : Just plain unfunny. Maybe a laugh track would have helped to point out the jokes. Stick to cartoons guys.
6. [ “Desperate Measures” ] : Michæl Keaton as an evil serial killer who exercises with bags of water? Try to sit through this gem.
5. [ “Dr. Dolittle” ] / [ “Holy Man” ] : Please take away Eddie’s comedy license. He has not been funny for years.
4. [ “Lethal Weapon 4” ] : Don’t even try to use the lame excuse: “But Jet Li was cool!” HE WAS NOT and the producers didn’t even try … awful film.
3. [ “Knock Off” ] / [ “The Big Hit” ] : Only going to say this once: “NO MORE MIXING HONG KONG DIRECTORS WITH VAN DAMME” … both films are just insulting.
2. [ “Mercury Rising” ] : Alec Baldwin is looking more like Daniel every day and Bruce Willis is worse than ever… not even going to mention the kid.
1. [ “Dee Snyder’s Strangeland” ] : Dee Snyder acting, writing & producing? Zero production value, terrible acting and a ridiculous script. Absolutely the most UNWATCHABLE film released in 1998.
[ Other crap that deems mentioning ] : “Sphere”, “Godzilla”, “Lost In Space”, “Patch Adams”, “Avengers”, “Urban Legends”, “Soldier”, “54”, “Burn Hollywood Burn”, “Man in the Iron Mask”, “Small Soldiers”, “Night at the Roxbury”, “Species 2” and “Switchback”, to name just a few …
