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By Chris Gore | December 8, 1997

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. ^ 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. ^ 3. Gun wounds again? ^ 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. ^ 5. A normal person wouldn’t steal pituitaries. ^ 6. Damn, I’ll burn you into a BBQ chicken! ^ 7. Take my advice, or I’ll spank you without pants. ^ 8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here? ^ 9. Quiet or I’ll blow your throat up. ^ 10. You always use violence. I should’ve ordered glutinous rice chicken. ^ 11. I’ll fire aimlessly, if you don’t come out! ^ 12. You daring lousy guy. ^ 13. Beat him out of recognizable shape! ^ 14. I have been scared shitless too much lately. ^ 15. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg’s hair! ^ 16. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected. ^ 17. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold? ^ 18. How can you use my intestines as a gift ^ 19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat. ^ 20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination. ^ 21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some a*s of the giant lizard person.

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