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THAT WOULD BE OSCAR LOSER…

By Mark Bell | March 5, 2006

Jake loves epics. Hmmmm… is this going to be another montage? Piracy joke got by the crowd… because it sucked.

He can’t read… piracy bad… epics good… and they wonder why the show goes 19 HOURS!?!

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  1. Rory L. Aronsky says:

    Fine joke, but I don’t automatically eliminate everything that happened before. I still had to sit through the other stuff.

  2. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    YES!! For Jon’s insult, he wins my vote as best Oscar host ever.

  3. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    Cut the montages and this show would be shorter, there are no montages on the independent spirit awards.

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