The Reindeer Liberation Front want to set the record straight once and for all. The reindeer that you and I love and know by heart (Dasher! Dancer!) are not pleased with their current living arrangements up in the North Pole. In fact, they are oppressed and need to be rescued from the vile clutches of the profiteering, commercial entity known to many as Santa Claus. What can you do to help?
Visit [ the Reindeer Liberation Front headquarters ] and check out the “Who is Santa?” section for a primer. Then cruise over to the RLF History and Membership areas to do your part. It’s time to rally forces — there’re only 363 days until the madness begins anew!