A priest beckons to Mary who approaches him on all fours. He then unzips his fly and takes out a crucifix, upon which the woman proceeds to perform oral sex in a close-up-heavy sequence that apes a porn film. The priest “ejaculates” blood from the cross. Cut to stock footage of nuclear explosions, for no apparent reason. The end. “Sister Mary Blow Job” is the sort of nonsense that plays right into the hands of Jesse Helms and his dangerous ilk and makes the ACLU’s job such a nightmare. Outrageously offensive, of course, to those with religious inclinations, this shoddy three minutes of steaming crap on tape is also an affront to anyone who believes in respect and tolerance for the beliefs of others. While “director” Alvin Ecarma has probably broken his arm patting himself on the back, this thing serves absolutely no purpose other than to be smugly and deliberately shocking, outrageous, and flat out mean-spirited. The only acceptable reaction upon viewing this juvenile and disgusting waste of tape is to roll your eyes and bark “Grow the f**k up!” to the moron responsible.
