PLACE YOUR BETS! SCREECH’S SEX TAPE TO BE ACQUIRED BY BETUS.COM Image

The heat of passion overwhelmed even the most level-headed betting executive today when North American sportsbook, BetUS.com announced that they were in final talks with actor Dustin “Screech” Diamond’s representatives for the rights to his controversial fifty minute, eighteen second adult video.

The popular online sportsbook, which counts over a hundred thousand members in the United States alone, beat other would-be suitors to
the punch by contacting Diamond’s camp directly to initiate negotiations for an exclusive online distribution deal.

Financial arrangements of the deal could not be made available
pending final approval by BetUS.com investors. BetUS.com believes the tape will be immensely popular among those who grew up watching Diamond on television.

“Screech is a pop culture icon who’s begging for attention,” said BetUS.com spokesperson, Christopher Bennett. “You can’t deny the
irony of a grown child star appearing in a home-made adult film.”

BetUS.com intends to offer the video free-of-charge to their customers. Non BetUS.com customers will have to pay $29.95 for the right to rip the video onto their own hard drives or video devices.

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