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MARK BELL SAID…

By Admin | March 30, 2007

INT. HOTEL ROOM IN AUSTIN TX.,-NIGHT: Film Threat writers sit around watching screeners and drinking beer. A key turns in the door and a HANDSOME MAN walks in, clearly moved by something.

HANDSOME MAN: Dude. I just saw Eli Roth’s fake “Grindhouse” trailer and there’s no way anyone will ever see it again until a special DVD release!

“HANDSOME MAN,” (ie; Mark Bell) then pops a Lone Star Light tall boy and tells a wicked tale of cannibalism, cheerleading knifery and orifice’s meeting said knife…on a trampoline. Fellow Film Threat writers groaned audibly, knowing they missed it before grabbing more beer and lamenting the fact they’d never see Eli Roth’s trailer for “Grindhouse.”

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