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JUST LIKE HEAVEN

By admin | September 17, 2005

With apologies to The Cure…

“Show me show me show me

How you make a flick,

That has a hackneyed theme,” she said

A formulaic meme,” she said

And poured her latte down my neck

“Show me how to sell it,

And I promise you I promise that

We’ll make a hundred mil

We’ll make a hundred mil.”

Tossing out a clichéd plot,

It sold to DreamWorks on the spot.

One half “Ghost and Mrs. Muir,” and one half

Terri Schiavo

“I would cast Reese Witherspoon,” she said

“And the guy who boned Meg Ryan: Mark Ruffalo

Oh yeah, Mark Ruffalo”

You

In a coma

Phew

Some aroma

Whew

She’s no angel

Thriving on the lamest bromides

We’ve seen a million times

Please make this a dream

[piano solo]

Lights came on, to my relief

It seemed like it had taken weeks

Moved my hips to leave my seat

Could not believe my eyes

I found myself alone alone

Alone amidst a cheering crowd

Uncaring that they chose to clap

For such a blatant pile of crap

You

Won’t want to sit

Through

A piece of s**t

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“Just Like Heaven”

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