Here’s an idea that hasn’t been tried:
Amy? Ammmmmmy? *whistle* Come on girl! Want a ride? Wanna go for a ride? Come on!
Hop in the car. Your favorite squeaktoy is in there! Yes it is! Yes it is!
Good girl! Your nose ish so wet! I mush your big slobbery face!
Nawwwwwww, I’m not gonna drive you out in the middle of the woods and just leave you there. I promise! We’re just gonna drive to a place where there’s lots of bunnies and you can chase them. You like chasing bunnies don’t you? Yes she does! Yes she does!
This is actually, seriously my solution for “fixing” all those f****d up pseudo-celebrities who just can’t handle fame or money and who pollute the airwaves with their annoying dumb s**t. The public isn’t going to stop watching these trainwrecks, so for everyone’s sake let’s take them out to a place where they’ll be happy and we won’t have to see them ever again. Everyone wins.
NOTE: I realize that I should have used a more “movie-ish” celebrity, but come on… could you find a better picture of anyone else to illustrate my point?