FOOTAGE FETISHES… CG + SG = LOVE Image

Hey Gang-

Here’s just a quick heads up for those of you over 18 (or at least those of you with the smarts enough to covertly use your parents’ credit card without their prior consent or knowledge.)

I’m writing a weekly column on the Suicide Girls web site which allows me to really cut loose. I’ll be tackling the most important issues facing our world today… as long as it involves film, pop culture, toys, new tech, DVDs, my favorite bands, and I’m sure I’ll write a little bit about movies too.

In any case, even if you are not a subscriber to the site (which, for a monthly fee, is actually cheaper than going to the movies) you can read the column right here. It’s appropriately called Footage Fetishes and will be updated each Friday morning around 9 AM or noon, uh, except for today because I got busy as I was editing my latest post to the site and the “busy” involved looking at and/or researching, however you want to look at it, all the recent photosets on Suicide Girls and then the busy turned into a messy and the messy had to be cleaned up in order for me to be able to use my computer, which was very embarassing, and then Helen the editrix was kind of pissed about the late piece but I couldn’t tell her the real reason it was late so, well, uh, I’d rather not go into the gorey details.

Uh.

Yeah.

So, if you like your naked girls served up with a generous portion of tattoos and piercings, or you just like to read my ramblings somewhere other than, y’know, here, then you should head on over to the site. But if you’re offended by that type of thing, just, uh, avoid it altogether. And don’t say I didn’t warn you. Okay then…

Gore gone!

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  1. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    I’ve read better. Pre-ops writers are hard to come by.

  2. Mark Bell says:

    Gore is my favorite pre-op tranny writer over there…

  3. Felix Vasquez Jr. says:

    Who goes to the SG website to read? Damn those chicks are hot.

    Oh yes, congrats.

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