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So after all the hubbub over Isaac Hayes quitting “South Park,” we find out it’s not true at all. According to Fox News (so it must be true) Hayes is still recovering from a stroke suffered in January and thus it would be “ridiculous” that he would suddenly turn against his golden goose. Those close to Hayes aso said they were “mystified” by the statement saying Hayes was calling it quits.

In other exciting “South Park” news, the “one-time-only” Scientology/Tom Cruise/R. Kelly episode of the show will air again this Wednesday. Get those Tivo’s ready in case Cruise has another tantrum.

Read all about it at Dark Horizons>>>

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