Ah, I remember the days when Ben Stiller wasn’t funny. Wait, here’s one now! Now the orchestra should start playing Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain.”
So, who will win?
The Chronic-What?!-cles of Narnia?
War of the Worlds? Mike! Start praying!
Ah yes, Peter Jackson’s handjob team. Nice guys. They really hold Oscars tightly.