Hey Spielberg, your number is up, Uwe Boll just put down the gauntlet and is preparing to match “Postal” against that little known independent film “Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull,” a movie we all know will fail to bring in audiences. Says Boll in AITH:

“On the Indiana Jones weekend – May 23 – we will go out and destroy Indiana Jones in the Box Office! We all know that Harrison Ford is older as my grandpa and his time is up – would Michael Moore say! Spielberg gets sloppy. We saw that with War of the Worlds (why the f**k the older brother survived?) and also in parts of Jaws, E.T., Munich etc.! My performance in Postal as ‘Nazi Theme Park Owner’ outperforms easily Ben Kingsley in Schindler’s List!”

Sarcasm? Playfulness? Pure insanity? He DOES have a point about “War,” though.

Hold on to your Skivvies Stevie, Boll is on the hunt.

This has been your short dose of insanity from a Spielberg geek. Move along.

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  1. Yeah, it’s a hysterical message. Movies wouldn’t be as fun if Boll wasn’t around. I’m interested to see how “Postal” is.

  2. Mark Bell says:

    Zack and I were just talking about how much we love Uwe Boll (not necessarily all his films, but the man himself) and… I’m waiting to find out how many people actually take his whole “Schindler’s List” dig seriously.

    “Postal” was really f*****g funny…

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