Ding dong, Smith is dead! Which Smith? Anna Nicole Smith! Ding dong, Anna Nicole Smith is dead!
*ahem* Sorry. Anna Nicole Smith collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino and was later pronounced dead at a nearby hospital for undisclosed reasons. This happened on Tuesday, meaning it took two days for the news to reach the masses.
We’re kind of torn at the moment. On the one hand, hopefully this will end the tabloid stories about her (not likely, and now we’ll get a TV-movie) but on the other, a person died at the young age of 39. Oh, and Paris Hilton is still alive…
Suggestion: get those Pang Brothers together and, for punishment for making “The Messengers,” they have to direct the TV-movie about Anna, only now it’s a tale about how her dead 20-year old son came back from the grave to take Mommy with him, all at the behest of the really old guy she once married.
Does this mean she’s going to be included in the annual Academy Awards obituary roll? If so, would anyone be upset if the entire audience chuckles?
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