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Film Threat launched the annual Frigid 50: The Coldest People in Hollywood yesterday and, as per usual, it has already sparked quite a bit of conversation, commentary and criticism (and apparently alliteration). As is our new custom (as in, starting last year), here’s the latest in the feedback you normally don’t see, as it’s emailed directly to us as opposed to posted in our Comments or on our Back Talk forums…

From: filmthreatstaffrmorons

This is the once and only time I will ever visit your stupid web site.

As my sign in implies, the Film Threat Staff are MORONS  –  They should all be number one on your realy inane list!!

Hmmmm… so the staff are morons, but the list is valid enough for us to include ourselves?

From: Tony

Thanks for the inside info on Angelina Jolie. From the network coverage on her overseas work I was always under the impression that her charitable work was from the heart. I had no idea she had a herd of make-up and publicists to crystalize her perfect public image. In fact I was prepared to give $5,000 to a village called Angkor Wat in Cambodia  this Christmas since my daughter is a big fan of Tomb Raider where it was filmed in part, and was going to donate money in her name.

I will definitely refrain from sending the money now! Who wants to give money to a phoney person’s cause!

Sarcasm is an art form, and one that our good friend Tony has perfected. This is probably my favorite email of the bunch. Critical of us in a passive-aggressive, realistic way (as in, this is how people abuse each other in the real world).

From: Randall “The Real Truth” Thompson

It certainly is never going to end as far as you leftist a******s doing the Bush Bashing Tango. If you think that you could do a better job, then why in the hell aren’t you running for President. I am sick and f*****g tired of all of you f**k heads like that sick son of a bitch, Michael Moore. You talk s**t and you don’t even know how to tell the truth anymore because you have such hatred for a man who has made this country better than it was when Buddhist Gore got caught accepting money from the Chinese and Blow Job Clinton and his thieving, lying wife were in the White House. It’s no God damn wonder this country is going to hell with liars and fabricators of bullshit like you fools, creating the poison you keep spewing on the U.S.A. and the world. Did you know that the rest of the country calls the state of California the Land of the Fruits, Flakes and Nuts? Well guess what fools, you are there!!!!!

I actually can’t run for President as I was born out of the country. Plus, I’m too young. The things I like about this email are that Randall admits the country is going to hell, but claims it’s everyone else’s fault but the guy who RUNS THE COUNTRY. Starts at the top, rolls downhill, Randall. Anyway, maybe that was too leftist a rationale?
Also don’t think Randall is aware that we gave our best buddy (apparently) Michael Moore the top spot on the Frigid 50 in 2004. In other words, the only thing Michael Moore and President George W. Bush may ever share in common is the #1 Frigid 50 spot…

From: Frigid5

You guys are cold as rock. Have a little heart… building your career off of the destruction of others will eventually bring destruction upon you. The whole ’50 frigid list’ will only crush a few actors’ hearts. All in the name of. what? Would you choose take the place of a persecuted man?

Film Threat has been around for almost 23 years now, but to our friend here, we’ve only been building our name on the Frigid 50 list. This makes me sad. But not as sad as the few actors whose hearts have been crushed. HAHAHAHAHAHAheheheheheheheh heh heh… sigh… it’s a list… some people laugh with it…

From: Alex

Angelina Jolie don’t travel the world with publicists and stylists. She don’t have a publicist, so before you people judge maybe you guys should check your facts before putting your story out there. This is a woman who is an actress, mother, an humantarian and who goes to countries where others would not dare go to bring attention to the plight of people who are less fortunate that us, and here you guys are bashing her,let me see you people go to Sudan, Darfur etc and bring awareness to the genocide going over there, but you guys won’t, you all rather sit behind a desk and bash people just because you all can and that is wrong.

Could you imagine what the fallout would be if we had included Brad Pitt on the list too? Heads would explode.

What about feedback from someone on the list? Joe Carnahan shared his thoughts on the list over at his blog:

“Your boy slots in solidly at #40 on Film Threat’s ‘FRIGID 50: The coldest people in Hollywood. I beat out the likes of O.J, Simpson, Jerry Lewis and Michael Richards! Those b*tches better recognize! I personally would’ve had myself a little higher on that list but not one to complain and trusting the folks at F.T., I’ll accept that rank.

Dubya is numero uno on the list in what must have been a landslide vote.

Now, is there a scheduled luncheon or buffet-style mixer where I pick up a my award? Maybe an inscribed scroll or small plaque? Just wondering. I owe Chris Gore an atomic wedgie for this one. HA!”

Now THAT’S how you handle the Frigid 50. You own it, you embrace it, you run with it… and you give Chris Gore an atomic wedgie. Hats off to Carnahan!

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  1. I love Joe Carnahan. Smoking Aces did rock my world, and Narc was f*****g awesome. As a writer who has contributed to this list since 2004, I sure hope he understands our appreciation for him. I am glad he was a good sport about all this.

  2. Phil Hall says:

    Leftist a******s? Strange, I am a registered Republican (my first presidential vote was for Ronald Reagan in 1984).

  3. You talk s**t and you don’t even know how to tell the truth anymore because you have such hatred for a man who has made this country better than it was when Buddhist Gore got caught accepting money from the Chinese and Blow Job Clinton and his thieving, lying wife were in the White House.

    My god, I think my head is about to explode. Even Christian conservatives have admitted Bush f****d up. There are still hold outs? He probably still thinks the South will rise again.

    It’s no God damn wonder this country is going to hell with liars and fabricators of bullshit like you fools, creating the poison you keep spewing on the U.S.A. and the world.

    Has he no grasp on irony?!

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